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Advil rocks. I mean i feel so much better today than earlier today that its amazing. No fever but im still coughin so im not 100 percent but im doing a lot better. I think asians are slacking off. I got a fortune cookie today, opened it and read the fortune. It said 'rarely does beauty and goodness come together in a person as much as they do in you.' I mean its flattering and the cookie obviously has good taste (get it good taste) but thats not a fortune its a comment. I mean if i were making fortune cookies i would say stuff like 'you will win the lottery but lose your shirt' 'you will become a priest and then realize your presbyterian' 'a meaningful fortune from your cookie will be omitted' 'one day women will flock to you like the salmon of Capustrano.' I mean those are fortunes.
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